Friday, November 13, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head

"Stop being so nice so I can stop liking you!"

"They are in a whole vortex of DOOM"

"I came. I swam. I peed in Chad's lane. Yup. Good workout."

"No more shaving a sheet in the wind for you."

"They're the blood thirsty Lamanite leftovers"

"If you weren't sick, I would huggle you"

"one must first shower WITH soap to remove all fecal matter." (thank you for not providing a diagram)


MaeRae said...

vortex of doom? I like it.

Scrappy Girl said...

I love trying to figure out what you just thought and what was actually SAID OUT LOUD! LOL!

Cherie said...

The last one made me feel a little sick and I love that you pee'd in the pool!! Ha Ha

I always try to figure out what the situation might have been when you say some of these things...suffice it to say I have a good imagination! Ha ha

tammy said...

#3 is my favorite.

Chief said...

I think you heard the last one from me

kado! said...

i never peed in a pool because when i was young someone told be they put a chemical in the pool water that activates when someone pees...and it creates a area of bright that you can see who exactly scared me into never ever peeing in ANY pool! (i don't really know if that chemical even exists?)

tiburon said...

Let's huggle.