"Do you have special pricing for those who can afford it, but just don't want to?"
"I don't have any pants on. How can I help you?"
"That list I keep? The one of people that I would donate a kidney to if needed? Yeah - you're OFF IT!"
"Who is Paco and why is he peeing on the dock?"
How come everyone gets a valium but me?
"Oh good, you got the kind that won't stick to my dentures"
"That was prolly the funnest MRI I've ever had."
"I do love me a good tingle"
Did he just tell his mom 'tough tit's?
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I want a valium.
I'm planning on texting #2 to Luvpilot sometime.
HA! tammy just made me think of your second line totally different!
i was gonna say i say that one all the time....having a 4 year old that invades my space....but I bet my husband would love to hear that more coming from me!
I better be on the kidney list...
How could you not love a good tingle?
LOL! Ok I just finished reading these to my office manager here at work and went back and reread your heading...my dear, WHEN have you EVER had a thought you did not say? hehehe!
love ya!
Teri
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