"Go to your Dad, he wants to sniff your butt."
"c'mere, come get your hair, I just took it out of my mouth"
"What does soy milk taste like? Beef salad"
"You can't hurt me, there are people in sight"
"Does this look like a wrestling ring?" "No, it's the child abuse couch"
"You can't squeeze my six pack, it's sore"
"Don't crimp your bump"
"SOX audits or being deployed to Afghanistan.....mmmmmm....it's a toss up."
"Go ahead and pull your head out if it's looking double"
" You want to piggy poke me?"
10 comments:
I think I would give up milk before drinking soy milk.
I want a child abuse couch.
Would I want to know what a piggy poke is?!
Perhaps your best work EVER.
Hehe, funny stuff - hard to figure out which you "heard" or "said" :) Thanks for dropping by my abysmal blog...
please tell me your not getting a piggy poke! lol
great words of wisdom gal!
as always, hilarious!!!
Funny stuff!
Six Pack ---no one could squeeze mine -----OH WAIT ---yes they could as it is no longer a six pack but a full on keg.
you are one funny gal
Hair in your mouth? Ewww!
I wanna squeeze your six pack.
I have a keg
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