Have you ever had to pee really, really, REALLY bad, and you race to the bathroom, shut the door, whip down your pants, finally get situated and it comes so fast that you pee sideways?
Ummm, yeah, me neither.......I was just wondering.
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have you ever had a dream you were sitting on the pot, peeing and when you woke up "somebody" had wet the bed?
..... me neither...
This is why you need a GoGirl!
um no, but i was waiting for a really funny story!
YES! I have! How did you know?
I hate having to pee when I just get out of the shower all fresh and clean and it ends up coming out backwards or to the side...lol. TMI.
Have you ever tried to squat pee and accidentally have it run down your leg?
Me neither.
I hope you washed your hands after.
Forget water boarding I think that having to hold it is the worse torture in the entire world! And yes I have done that.
Uhhh, no - but a time or two I have hustled right in and ready to sit, and find that there is something that needs to be cleaned off the toilet seat first (we all have kids, right?) Then I might or might not pee in my pants just a little bit...but give me a break! I have pushed out 7 kids ya know!
:~D
Have you ever had to go so bad that you run into the bathroom in the mall, because it is coming out like a firehose it does not go down into the toilet but all over the seat, your legs and the floor?
Yeah....me neither.
Remind me to tell you about my pee story when WE FINALLY MEET!!!! It is a keeper----and trust me----you have never done this one....
Yes! And, I've also had to pee so bad and held it to long and then when I finally got to a bathroom I couldn't go anymore.
Even worse...I get urges to go #2 all the time while running. Out in the middle of nowhere. AWFUL!
um no....but you made me laugh!!!
Well, that puts a whole new light on "don't pee into the wind-----cause if it goes sideways, you'd get soaked.
Mantrum eh ----------that is a good one. Mine throws mantrums when I put his stuff away and then he can't find it --CAUSE HE NEVER PUTS ANYTHING AWAY
and your random friday sayings--
HILARIOUS
I'd love to say to someone, I don't have any pants on, how can I help you. Freaking funny!!!
Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!!
Me? Never.
Oooooooooooo did ya still get the pee chills?
I can't say that that has happened to me, but I have had the problem where I have to pee and run in there and start to pee only to realize my panties weren't down quite far enough. Ooops.
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