Friday, May 22, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head



"There are so many women here, I think I am starting a menstrual cycle"

"You should stay livid pissed, it's a good look for you."

"You mean I shouldn't sign my e-mails 'Mama Caliente'? It means WHAT???!!"

Exactly what are "rings of fire" and how does one shave them?

"Gimme a sec, I have to retrieve my padding from Brazil."

"No. Those are not chicken wing grease marks, I do not read my book while eating chicken wings off a plate on my belly."

13 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I totally want to start signing my emails, Snuggie Slut. What do you think?

Martha H. said...

I don't even wanna know about retrieving padding from brazil. ha ha ha

Tanja said...

Martha, Martha!!

I wonder if livid/pissed is a look that suits me well? Just wondering?

veronica said...

Mmmmmm....chicken wings.

Erin said...

I love love love these. I wish I could think like that!

Cadance said...

It means Hot Momma...right??

...and I totally thought you said "Paddle" until I read Martha & Tanja's comment...Hmmm?

DeNae said...

I think the voice in your head and the voice in my head are on a party line. And I've found Nair works best on those rings of fire.

Have a great weekend!

Shauna said...

Hope you have a super weekend!
♥ HUGS ♥

LaurieJ said...

How sad. I actually started craving chicken wings. Hmmm... might make the hubby make a stop on the way home.
Did you figure out the ring of fire??

rychelle said...

#1 and #2 are my favorites. :)

Shawn said...

Ok, so Mama Caliente means what?

I thought that it was hot mama.

And you ARE that!

Omgirl said...

You are a funny girl. And I REALLY hope the padding in brazil had something to do with riding a bike. Otherwise, ew.

SO said...

Rings of fire? Shave? Ack!