Friday, May 22, 2009
Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head
"There are so many women here, I think I am starting a menstrual cycle"
"You should stay livid pissed, it's a good look for you."
"You mean I shouldn't sign my e-mails 'Mama Caliente'? It means WHAT???!!"
Exactly what are "rings of fire" and how does one shave them?
"Gimme a sec, I have to retrieve my padding from Brazil."
"No. Those are not chicken wing grease marks, I do not read my book while eating chicken wings off a plate on my belly."