"There are so many women here, I think I am starting a menstrual cycle"
"You should stay livid pissed, it's a good look for you."
"You mean I shouldn't sign my e-mails 'Mama Caliente'? It means WHAT???!!"
Exactly what are "rings of fire" and how does one shave them?
"Gimme a sec, I have to retrieve my padding from Brazil."
"No. Those are not chicken wing grease marks, I do not read my book while eating chicken wings off a plate on my belly."
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I totally want to start signing my emails, Snuggie Slut. What do you think?
I don't even wanna know about retrieving padding from brazil. ha ha ha
Martha, Martha!!
I wonder if livid/pissed is a look that suits me well? Just wondering?
Mmmmmm....chicken wings.
I love love love these. I wish I could think like that!
It means Hot Momma...right??
...and I totally thought you said "Paddle" until I read Martha & Tanja's comment...Hmmm?
I think the voice in your head and the voice in my head are on a party line. And I've found Nair works best on those rings of fire.
Have a great weekend!
Hope you have a super weekend!
♥ HUGS ♥
How sad. I actually started craving chicken wings. Hmmm... might make the hubby make a stop on the way home.
Did you figure out the ring of fire??
#1 and #2 are my favorites. :)
Ok, so Mama Caliente means what?
I thought that it was hot mama.
And you ARE that!
You are a funny girl. And I REALLY hope the padding in brazil had something to do with riding a bike. Otherwise, ew.
Rings of fire? Shave? Ack!
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