I know - I know! Today's post is supposed to be all those funny things that I have heard said, or thought in my head or actually was clever enough to say myself. Here's the thing. I'm old. And unless I write them down right away, I don't remember them.
The only thing I can remember this week?
A bestie saying that she told her son "I'm gonna rip your eyeballs out and put them in your back pocket so you can SEE me kick your butt!"
I don't care who ya are - that's funny!
I just got a head full of random crap right now. Rolling around. Bouncing at times like a pinball machine. Remember those? We would spend hours playing the pinball machine. Do they even have those anymore?
Tomorrow is a big bike ride. 105 miles. Little Red in Cache Valley. Doing it with a hysterical bunch of girls. Should be fun, fun, fun! I haven't logged more than about 27 on my bike in one sitting this season. Could be interesting. And as a side note, we are going up tonight and spending the night at a hotel. I will be sharing a bed with a Shark. Is that dangerous? Do they cuddle or straight up kill you when you are sleeping?
I had to drive home from Logan yesterday. It's like an hour and 45 minute drive. 2 hours with the construction. I fell asleep at the wheel TWICE! I pulled over and closed my eyes for a few minutes before my phone started ringing and I realized that I was almost out of gas. I get so tired in the afternoon's it's all I can do to keep my eyes open.
Please don't lecture me about driving drowsy. I'm still recovering from the chew out's I got yesterday. I get it okay??
I've had google issues lately. I go to my regular blogs through reader, I attempt to post a comment by clicking on the "post comment" and randomly it freezes and I can't comment. So, if you haven't noticed anything from me lately, don't be mad. I've tried. For reals I have. I've been reading. I just can't seem to always comment. Friends?
My chicken wing still hurts. I had a massage that helped for about 2 hours. I used a tens unit. I've done heat. My trainer gave me some good things today, so hopefully this will get under control. I've been working on it all day long. She mentioned it's a common stress injury. She even asked was I under a lot of stress? ME? nah..... never........Okay, maybe a tich but really? For my body to do this? Pisses me off. Bad body! Bad, bad BAD body!
Recently someone in my inner circle lied to me. Straight up lied. Not the first time. I'm sure won't be the last, but I am seriously bugged nonetheless. Part of me wants to call her out on it. Confront her, berate her and remind her that I still can't trust her. Another part of me thinks, why bother? It won't change anything. Just let it go. For the record. I hate being lied to. And for those who do it consistently, I always seem to see right through you. The jig is up. Just be straight with me. And de-friending me on FB doesn't help your cause either.
I'm caving. I'm getting a shock collar for the dog. Ms Barky Von Schnauzer. We have been working with her training wise and it's a no go. I think I might find myself, AND HER, kicked to the curb if something isn't done. Wish us luck with it. I'm not happy about it, and it will likely require me to take extra little yellow pills, but my family is ready to kill me.
Time to replace the heat pack with ice.