(notice - many of these have been edited for language purposes. Trying to keep my blog YW friendly)
June 18: Bat Crap Signal1. Like the Bat Signal, but used to summon someone crazy.
"Hey look, there's Gary Busey. Someone must have turned on the Bat Crap Signal."
**I need to turn it off, crazies are surrounding me!**
June 20: kittens and puppies
Raining kittens and puppies would mean raining lightly.
"Let's go out. It's just raining kittens and puppies."
**It sounds so much nicer than cats and dogs**
June 21: postmodem depression
The feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet (i.e. facebook and twitter) for a long time, like several minutes.
(A family is on vacation)
Mom: Johnny, come to dinner!
Johnny: Not hungry!
Mom (to dad): What the heck is wrong with him?
Dad: He's got postmodem depression; he can't update his facebook status.
Mom: But we have only been here for 15 minutes.
**It's a valid syndrome, of which many of us suffer. Sadly.**
June 22: Aluminum Digger
A younger version of a gold digger.
That girl is fifteen and after that boy's lunch money. What an aluminum digger.
**This just made me laugh**