(notice - many of these have been edited for language purposes. Trying to keep my blog YW friendly)
June 18: Bat Crap Signal
1. Like the Bat Signal, but used to summon someone crazy. "Hey look, there's Gary Busey. Someone must have turned on the Bat Crap Signal."
**I need to turn it off, crazies are surrounding me!**
June 20: kittens and puppies
Raining kittens and puppies would mean raining lightly.
"Let's go out. It's just raining kittens and puppies."
**It sounds so much nicer than cats and dogs**
June 21: postmodem depression
The feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet (i.e. facebook and twitter) for a long time, like several minutes.
(A family is on vacation)
Mom: Johnny, come to dinner!
Johnny: Not hungry!
Mom (to dad): What the heck is wrong with him?
Dad: He's got postmodem depression; he can't update his facebook status.
Mom: But we have only been here for 15 minutes.
**It's a valid syndrome, of which many of us suffer. Sadly.**
June 22: Aluminum Digger
A younger version of a gold digger.
That girl is fifteen and after that boy's lunch money. What an aluminum digger.
**This just made me laugh**
3 comments:
Aluminum digger - that's funny!
I think my boys had postmodem depression while we were gone. They went into the den and didn't come out at all yesterday except for food. I kind of forgot they were in there. I'm such a stellar mom.
my boys definately suffer from postmodem depression. they have been without cable and internet for 4 days now and they are itching.
I have just gone 3 days without internet or cell phone service. My postmodem depression is so bad I just might have to be admitted. I'm okay with that. You know, as long as they have hi-speed wifi.
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