Actual conversation tonight at dinner:
Tuffy: "So, how about that ticket Mom?"
Me: Looking irritated at Splenda Daddy "Geez Splenda, we could have just kept that to OURSELVES. You know PRIVATE!"
Tuffy: "Duh Mom, you put it on Facebook"
silence. crickets chirping
Me: "Um...oh yeah"
I'm a friggin idiot. There are not enough smart pills in the world for me right now.