Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Why didn't I think of this?


An engineer (ex-NASA project director) has what I think is

the near perfect solution for airport security!

Begin forwarded message:

*Date: *February 3, 2010 1:35:01 PM PST

*Subject: **Problem solved for airport and federal bldg security*

*Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body

scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into

that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device

you may have on you.*

*It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this

crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long

and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift..*

*Case Closed!*

Wish I had thought of this.  Maybe we can get a petition going for legislature.
PS - thanks for the email TR


Wonder Woman said...


token male reader said...

First of all: This is hilarious.

Second of all: I don't know if you remember me, but I am the pre missionary from Arizona. You told me to keep you updated, so here you go: I got my call to the Taiwan Taichung mission. I will be speaking Mandarin Chinese. I report early June. Woohoo!

And if you don't remember me, then you can tell people in September when I get to Taiwan, "someone who lives in Taiwan used to read my blog!" So it's a win for you either way! Hooray.

M-Cat said...

Dear Token Male Reader,
Congrats on the call, and I am now composing an entire post to you. Stay tuned Elder!

Pedaling said...

no naked people?

tammy said...

perfecto. Although I was kind of looking forward to projecting my nakedness for all to see.

CountessLaurie said...

The perfect solution as I see it.

Uptown Girl said...

This is freaking me out. Are you saying that I won't be able to bring explosives on the plane with me anymore?

[ps- i hope this comment doesn't show up multiple times... blogger made me re-type it :-/ ]

Mae Rae said...

super duper would have been rich!

I am a nosey bastardo to boot and love reading everyone elses comments...i can't wait to see the post about the token male reader

Loralee and the gang... said...

This is great! No cruel and unusual punishment here - just getting their just desserts!

Chief said...


I love that idea so much



stroke of genius...

kado! said...