An engineer (ex-NASA project director) has what I think is
the near perfect solution for airport security!
Begin forwarded message:
*Date: *February 3, 2010 1:35:01 PM PST
*Subject: **Problem solved for airport and federal bldg security*
*Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body
scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into
that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device
you may have on you.*
*It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this
crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long
and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift..*
*Case Closed!*
Wish I had thought of this. Maybe we can get a petition going for legislature.
PS - thanks for the email TR
10 comments:
First of all: This is hilarious.
Second of all: I don't know if you remember me, but I am the pre missionary from Arizona. You told me to keep you updated, so here you go: I got my call to the Taiwan Taichung mission. I will be speaking Mandarin Chinese. I report early June. Woohoo!
And if you don't remember me, then you can tell people in September when I get to Taiwan, "someone who lives in Taiwan used to read my blog!" So it's a win for you either way! Hooray.
Dear Token Male Reader,
Congrats on the call, and I am now composing an entire post to you. Stay tuned Elder!
no naked people?
perfecto. Although I was kind of looking forward to projecting my nakedness for all to see.
The perfect solution as I see it.
This is freaking me out. Are you saying that I won't be able to bring explosives on the plane with me anymore?
[ps- i hope this comment doesn't show up multiple times... blogger made me re-type it :-/ ]
super duper idea...you would have been rich!
I am a nosey bastardo to boot and love reading everyone elses comments...i can't wait to see the post about the token male reader
This is great! No cruel and unusual punishment here - just getting their just desserts!
LMAOOOOO!!!!
I love that idea so much
brilliance!
stroke of genius...
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