Friday, January 22, 2010

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head

You know, I really would like to pee with the light on please.

10,000 questions and dumb.  That is a wicked combination.

'Cause you just droped your pants while you were hung.

Can you quit taking after your Mother and clean up youu mouth?

How do you kill a man with no life?

You're pinging

Don't dink around like that dumbass

Right now, I'd rather throw cupcakes at a butthole.  Not the mini's but the big, huge Costco muffin size.

Nothing like man flaps flapping around latino style.


Just SO said...

Love them! Peeing with the light on is always a good thing.

tiburon said...

I would rather throw cupcakes at a butthole.

I love my kids.

Pedaling said...

uhmmm, what was your "WORD" again??
just kidding. ;)
i love the word dumbass!

Martha H. said...

These gave me a good laugh on a Friday afternoon. Thanks!

tammy said...

Yeah, Tuffy, quit talking like your mom.

Mae Rae said...

pinging? now that could be taken anyway!