My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Crap, my dog is a democrat!
*hehe- thanks for the email BFC!**
12 comments:
hrmm, maybe I should be a democrat too... that sounds like a nice life.
speaking of democrats, have you heard of the Chia-Obama?
That is hilarious!!! you better have a good talking-to with your dogs. We dont need any more Dems.
oh, the shame.
Sounds more like a cat than a dog to me. At least a dog will be appreciative. Cats think they're entitled.
Ha ha! True story. And I think my boys are democrats, too.
Ha!
So would this be your state of the union address?
Love it.
Not sure how, but I wandered in here in the middle of the night . . . laughing to death! I think I have two of them at my house :)
Great post, and now I'm hooked.
Kristin
Haha Can I be a democrat at your house too?
Meemaw
HAHAHAHAHA...good thing I am a republican (but voted democrat so don't hate me.)
HA HA HA HA
...and this, of course, is why I love reading YOUR blog.
With my 2 "dems" I would add they bark crap to the "dems" next door ... and really ...no one wants to hear it...
Still laughing here ...
Just found your blog whilst stalking. LOVE IT!! I shall build a creepy alter to you in my closet straightaway!
Freaking.LOVE.that.
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