Please don't gargle the Sacrament water
The body doesn't do well with death
Lady in pool - "Wow, we really need to wax your back - that's just awful"
Man whom she supposed was her husband - "Excuse me??"
Lady - *crickets* "I.....thought....you....were....my.....husband"
Flat Daddy's gonna grab an M-16 and bust a cap on Mother Nature if she doesn't knock it off
Stab and scoop - Stab and scoop
When she gets a UTI - she is naming it Lisa
My sphincter was shy
When I start tasting pee in the back of my throat, we know we have a problem
How's about we don't make out with the dog.
You better believe I am all about opening the red blood cells.
How's about we don't make out with the rock.
It's all fun and games until my maple bar gets dropped. Then it's death.