or Fertility. Take your pick.
My girl is in heat. Again. Since she's messy (not to mention stinky), she is not allowed to place her monkey butt down unless "the scarlet blanket" is underneath her. To protect everything in my house within her tailend's reach.
Yes, she is gonna get some action (DON'T judge me).
Yes, I hope to have some cute little babies just in time for Christmas.
Yes, she is monogamous so her dating circle is limited to just Bentley.
Dating will begin on day 10, although the magical number is usually day 14.
No, I am not new to this.
Yes, Jordan is a great momma.
And see how cute they are when they are bigger?
And then both Jordan and Bentley will become spokesanimals for Bob Barker.
Wish us luck.
And if you feel the need to chastise me for "backyard breeding" - you can bite me. Go leave your judgy-mcjudger comments somewhere else.