Wednesday, November 14, 2012

An open letter to the Shark's female offspring

Dear Tiburon's girls,
 While I love you very much and look forward to our 4 days together, we must make sure to have a few things straight:

1. No puking.  Ever.  I won't help you - I will just start puking myself thus screwing us all.  Refrain from all illnesses of any kind.

2.  Don't wake me up.  If I'm asleep - it's for a good reason.  Unless you are bleeding or the house is on fire - DO NOT DISTURB!

3.  I don't cook.  Now is the time to step up, put your big girl panties on and learn some new skills.  I believe in you.  You know how to open a refrigerator and operate a microwave.

4.  I don't run missing homework, forgotten backpacks, lost instruments to school.  You didn't take it when you should have?  Sucks to be you.  Law of natural consequences.

5.  And finally, since I really expect it to be a 4 day party with no PARENTS!!! - the final rule is what happens when mCat babytends, STAYS on the dl.  Forever.

See ya in a few!

Rest easy Tib - got this - everything is under control.


susette said...

Oh this is hilarious. The girls will have a blast with you I'm sure.

tiburon said...

PLEASE tell me that you drew that picture.

DesertHen said...

Oh my! Sounds like ya'll are in for some fun, fun, fun! Love that list!

wendy said...

sounds like a party

" Hit It......." said...

Sounds like a party. I wish I could get away with not cooking. Hate it. Have a blast and tell Tib to have fun.

Pedaling said... are all bark and no bite! and very funny!