Why Google Reader is my nemesis

I refuse to click mark as read.

I refuse to skim.

I refuse to ignore.

I am buried in reader.  All good reads, but it's a slow go to catch up.  Could ya'll just stop posting for a day or two so I can get caught up?

Oh, and maybe stop distracting me over at Facebook.

*sigh*

Love you - I'm reading, I'm commenting, I'm catching up.