Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head

I totally just crop-dusted the Chinese lady.

He's as puffy as a chick on her week.

There's no griddle in the Mav, you're gonna have to wait for your pancakes

I didn't feel you buzzing in my pocket

Don't make me crawl back there and do your eyes.

This is a kids dream come true

Wait a sec - there's a nut in my mouth

And the nice thing is, you never have to share that with me again.  Ever.

Just go and wipe a butt then.