Friday, August 27, 2010

Funny Bone Friday - Things I have heard, or said, or just thought in my head

I'm an equal opportunity mocker.  Don't feel special.

Splenda:  "You guys can't handle the truth!"
Tuffy:  "This coming from a man wearing women's glasses."

She is virtuous, lovely and of good report.  Don't sully her.

How can Jimmy Dean get us into so much trouble?

Person 1: "So watch that girl on the second row - her facial expressions are cracking me up!"
Person 2:  "You know she's handicapped right?"

*silence*

Person 1:  "I'm going to hell aren't I?"
Person 2: "Yep"

You're so giddy that one would think you had a new girlfriend and not just getting a new computer.

Alien egg implantation is now complete. 

Dude, I am pretty sure I know how to speed shower, but thanks for the visual.








9 comments:

DIAPER DIVA said...

Funny:) My little Sister is handicap and my husband used to think my family was soo mean to her until he finally realized she loved the "equal opprotunity mocking" Never cruel, just funny:)

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Martha H. said...

Are you SURE you know how to speed shower? I don't know....

Garden of Egan said...

Hilarious!
I don't think you'll go to hell, cuz you're an equal opportunity mocker.


Alien egg implantation.......ewww.

tiburon said...

The alien egg implantation IS disgusting. And if you try to show me that band-aid one more time I am going to choke you with it.

I heart you.

You and Jimmy Dean.

Plain Jame said...

Funny that most of your funnies are either with fam or tib. You an tib, sitting in a tree...

tammy said...

Damn that Jimmy Dean.

tiburon said...

Oh tammy - if you only knew. Just a word of advice. NEVER EVER talk about sausage.

Ever.

Gloria (The Mamafamilias) said...

I am SO very Person #1. My daughter and I tell each other all the time, "You know we're going to hell, don't you". I can relate.