Friday, December 10, 2010

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head

I don't think that particular craft project was supposed to be bright green.

I can palm and I can fist, but I don't think I can stop counting.

"Dang, I think we missed the annual sing-a-long"
"No, honey, there was no dang."

Why do you have a potato in your purse?

I'll just put my junk on your junk

I went to school to get my MRS degree

I wanted to date her, but I was already married,

He shushed me, I prayed for him to go away, and then he got the flu.

Life lesson of the day - you can't reason with crazy. 

13 comments:

tammy said...

Nobody shushes me.

True, you can't reason with crazy.

I'd have to agree. There is no dang when you miss the sing-a-long.

Lara said...

The sing-a-long one made me laugh out loud! And why does one carry a potato in her purse? Questions for the universe...

Missy said...

A potatoe in a purse? LOL
I am not surprised!

wendy said...

Ha Ha....My favorite was the NO DANG in the sing a long.


shusshed...WHAT..you got shusshed.??

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Heather said...

I loved the, he shushed me, I prayed for him to go away, then he got the flu! LOL!! Carma!!

Cheeseboy said...

This was my favorite:


He shushed me, I prayed for him to go away, and then he got the flu.

Ha ha! I want to know that story.

DIAPER DIVA said...

Wow, you have been busy while I have been having to ignore my google reader.
1st. LOVE the birthday serenade, YOU ROCK!
2nd.Sorry about Dawg missing Chrstmas. It is hard to have loved ones absent at Christmas.It's hard to be the absent one. Been there...
3rd. I have lots of crazies,Oh I mean crazy in my life and yep , no reasoning.

Garden of Egan said...

You can't cure stupid either.

I can't believe you would tolerate any crafting done in green!
I mean really.
I know it's the season, but I just wouldn't have expected something like that from you.

Maybe we could call it A Miracle on 34th Street Part II

carma said...

gotta agree on the "no dang" about the sing-a-long :D

Erin said...

I definitely like the sing-a-long one!

tiburon said...

INAPPROPRIATE!!!!

Plain Jame said...

CLASSIC!!!!!!