If they could JUST get another touchdown, you could be an Oracle
Our amusement is much more important than the self-esteem of that young man. That's what his therapist is for.
Quit flaunting your pickle at me
If she's gonna leave them on the table, then I am going to look at them. And now, there just isn't enough brain bleach.
From now on, you're just Mr Meat Man
Keep making that face and you'll get some all day long
Well, that didn't go over as funny as I had planned in my head.
A stick of meat and a bag of corn nuts? And you expect me to keep my mouth shut?
Please don't require me to respond to that question. You are NOT gonna like the answer.
In my defense, I didn't realize anyone else was home too.
I'm too tired to move. How about I just lay here, and you go wash my face and brush my teeth for me.
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good ones !!!
(what was being left on the table?)
sounds like you spent a lot of time with males the past week.
You do know you are a crazy woman!?
I know that tired.
Remind me not to leave mine on the table.
The last one reminded me of the time when my Mom asked my son, "Austin, why don't you go to the bathroom for me. I don't want to get up." It was so out of character for her, I nearly fell off the chair laughing.
I am in such a funk today and these made me smile...thanks! =) I have actually said that last line a time or two myself but it doesn't seem to work...lol. Loved line two!!!
you are fun...eeeee
and cra....zeeeee
sounds like pretty good..
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