Friday, November 26, 2010

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head

How'd all this bacon get in my bed?

I will act in that play on two conditions:
1.  I get to be Russell Crowe
2.  I get to be Russell Crowe

It's weird to see girls.

It's EFY with a side of badA$$

That was either the ugliest woman I ever saw, or the ugliest man - not sure which one.

'dawg - "Idiot"
Me - "Dumbass"
Splenda - "Hey, easy there, what would Jesus do?"
'dawg - "Jesus would stop that car before it ever turned in front of us.
Luka - "Jesus woulda healed the retard right outta that guy!"

Geez, write it down!  What am I?  Rainman?

11 comments:

Kelly said...

Nice!! I needed a good laugh, thanks M-Cat!

DIAPER DIVA said...

Laughing so hard I could cry... Could I please be a fly on the wall at your house?

Mamafamilias said...

Can I be a chaperone at the EFY with the side.....I think I would fit in well.

" Hit It......." said...

What a hoot! I needed a laugh. Thanks.

tammy said...

I'd have to agree with Luka on this one.

J.J. said...

LOL!!! Luka wins!

Chief said...

too many good ones to choose a fave.

"Luka - "Jesus woulda healed the retard right outta that guy!"

"How'd all this bacon get in my bed?"

bahahahahahahah

Mrs. Organic said...

Snort! That Luka.

Sue said...

Luka wins!!

Missy said...

Healed the Retarded right out of that guy? No, that was not said!
LMASSoff! LOL
That is the funniest thing I have heard in decades!!!!!!!!

CountessLaurie said...

Seriously, how DID all the bacon get in bed??