Yep. So click mark as read and move along. I realize that I am usually the only one highly amused by this precocious 3 year old, and I'm okay with it. Besides, it's my blog.
Lesson 1 - I'm not sure she has any girlie in her at all.
All Friday evening, she hung out in the dirt garden. Digging, flinging, scooping, and running her toes and fingers through all the dirty dirtness. A clean freak - she is not. Let her play outside with the balls, the dirt, the cars, and the sprinkler and she is a happy girl.
Lesson 2 - Give her some spare time, scotch tape and a screwdriver and she can fix whatever might be ailing Buzz. Whether Buzz realizes or not, that he has an ailment.
She asked me to fix him so I did the screwdriver thing and made him Spanish for a few minutes, much to her delight.
Lesson 3 - While for the most part, the girl is fearless, she got it into her brain that she would "dwown" if she went into the water. After some re-programming, she was soon happy as a fish in the pool with Poppa at the Ward Swim Party.
(you have a life jacket, honey, you can't dwown)
(testing the waters)
(no life jacket for a minute)
(running on the sidewalk until the lifeguard hollered at her)
(having so much fun)
(Mimi - I wanna woot beew fwoat)
(running around some more with other little friends)
(so much fun with Poppa)
(With her Daddy)
("Mimi - I need doze gwasses")
Let the record state that there are two circumstances in which one should not be in a public pool with others. Ward people and Work people. It's kinda crossing a line. But for something REALLY funny to read about public pools - go see what Cheeseboy has to say. Dude is hysterical! Even if his name is Cheese of which we all know how I feel about.
Lesson 4 - She loves me and I love her
And that is what matters the most of all!