You know sometimes when you are away from your computer like for 24 hours or so and you get back and see that you have a gajillion emails?
And most of them are spam?
But then, in the midst of all the incoming, you see one from a favorite friend?
And then when you open it up it makes you laugh until you pee a little?
YES! I knew you would understand.
From my dear LG......
April 28: Splenda Daddy
A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.
She was all excited that she had finally landed a Sugar Daddy until he rolled up in his Accord. It was then she realized she had landed a Splenda Daddy, instead.
Yes, Splenda does indeed drive an Accord. And yes, since we tagged the nickname FIRST, I think UD owes me some love.
Thank you Laz - you are the bestest!!