Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head.

Apparently poo has power.

She's like Barney on steroids

Oh, your feelings are hurt?  Then stop sucking!

Tib speaking without sarcasm is like poo without stink.  It just ain't gonna happen.

I'm the grinch what loves the shark

Now it just looks like you leaked spoiled milk from your boobs.

Take that and put it in your Oracle.

She's pretty sure that if she just could spend some time crafting and produce a project that she could drop and easy 5 ellbees.

And she's lost her noodle again

If you fart, will that speed up the process?

I'm pretty sure I've turned into a salt lick