Sunday, September 5, 2010

The Scarlet Blanket of Shame

or Fertility.  Take your pick.



My girl is in heat.  Again.  Since she's messy (not to mention stinky), she is not allowed to place her monkey butt down unless "the scarlet blanket" is underneath her.  To protect everything in my house within her tailend's reach.

Yes, she is gonna get some action (DON'T judge me).

Yes, I hope to have some cute little babies just in time for Christmas.

Yes, she is monogamous so her dating circle is limited to just Bentley.

Dating will begin on day 10, although the magical number is usually day 14.

No, I am not new to this.

Yes, Jordan is a great momma.

Like before.

And see how cute they are when they are bigger?

And then both Jordan and Bentley will become spokesanimals for Bob Barker.

Wish us luck. 



And if you feel the need to chastise me for "backyard breeding" - you can bite me.  Go leave your judgy-mcjudger comments somewhere else.
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16 comments:

  1. veronicaSeptember 5, 2010 at 7:21 PM

    Yay! Imma start badgering my husband for a Christmas puppy right away!

    WV= cloell
    Must be fate!

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  2. tammySeptember 5, 2010 at 8:17 PM

    No chastisement here! Can't wait to see some adorable puppies.

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  3. CheeseboySeptember 5, 2010 at 8:46 PM

    Here's to a great courtship and an even better mating season!

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  4. TomSeptember 5, 2010 at 9:03 PM

    I like the scarlet blanket. I hope she has a cute doggy shower when the liter arrives.

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  5. Scrappy GirlSeptember 6, 2010 at 7:10 AM

    I love schnauzers. When Dr. Hubby and I first got married our first "big" purchase was a schnauzer puppy. He looked just like yours!

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  6. PedalingSeptember 6, 2010 at 7:40 AM

    no judging here....growing up my mutts breeded randomly with with whomever was around....the pups looked different every time.

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  7. " Hit It......."September 6, 2010 at 7:48 AM

    I have a schnauzer...best dog I have ever had! Let me know when they are born. I know a few people who want them.

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  8. JillybeanSeptember 6, 2010 at 8:31 AM

    Those are some seriously cute little puppies!
    Too bad someone in our house is allergic to fur. :(

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  9. wendySeptember 6, 2010 at 5:39 PM

    what a cute dog. Dogs sure do work their way into our hearts. We are having so much fun with LUCY and I adore her already.....well, when I am not wanting to drop kick her.

    We plan to get her spayed (sp). I don't want puppies.

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  10. Mae RaeSeptember 6, 2010 at 6:45 PM

    first the hoochy momma comment this morning and now you are hooking up the pooch? Starting to wonder.

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  11. tiburonSeptember 7, 2010 at 7:27 AM

    Why the crap didn't I know you were doing this again?!

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  12. Martha H.September 7, 2010 at 9:29 AM

    Those babies are so stinkin cute!

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  13. CountessLaurieSeptember 7, 2010 at 9:43 AM

    ewww.... tmi!
    I am such a prude.

    Also, I am confused. You are not allowed to let your dogs have babies anymore??? Sheesh.

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  14. LKPSeptember 8, 2010 at 5:14 AM

    lol!!!!! apparently it's extremely late/early and i need some sleep cause i soooo did a double-take to make sure "judgy-mcjudger" wasn't juggy-mcjugger. just being honest. poor jordan, i hate that time of the month/year. pain in the butt for realsies!

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  15. KarenSeptember 8, 2010 at 9:04 AM

    Cute puppies are fun and messy and destructive. :-)

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  16. SueSeptember 8, 2010 at 10:52 AM

    No judgy's from me..

    The scarlet blanket is brilliant.

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Lay it on me....