I have won multiple contests
I have several people refer to me as 'dear'
I have offers in languages that I can't read
Strangers want my help
Someone thinks I speak something other than English
I need to buy gold
Apparently I have a friend named Ahmed - and he wanted to let me know it was him!
I even have an offer for a larger p**** "like a girl". Pretty sure girls don't have those, just dudes.
It never ceases to amaze me what crap hits that folder. And quite frankly it bugs the ever-loving heck outta me!
Don't call me dear.
Don't tell me I've won a contest
Don't ask me for my help if you have a name that I can't even pronounce
Don't hawk gold to me. I have Glenn Beck for that.
I don't know anyone named Ahmed - unless he is the new dude at the sev that was there this morning in his turban.
I speak English. That's it. Unless you count some occasional piglatin and teenage-ese.
And I for SURE don't need a larger P****. Serio.
Let's not even start on the spam that hits the ol blogger. But just to keep everyone happy, I took the WV off. And now I am paying for it. All kinds of shitake mushroom crapola pops up.
At least I can laugh at it, right?
7 comments:
Well Em, I don't know what sites you hang out at.....BUT you should prolly change your evil ways baby. (name that tune?)
I haven't had WV forever.
My emails aren't that much fun either. You are so lucky.
It can be quite entertaining. Especially if you decide to answer some of those emails.
It just makes life so interesting doesn't it! Smiling!
I feel your pain. I even get them at work - and we have serious don't-let-the-spam-through filters at work. drives me nuts.
oh my gosh. i have the same problem. it's so annoy9ing!
hate it!
Spam of any type of not too great (food or otherwise).
I can't tell you how much SPAM I get And my husband gets. Which I have to go through and delete for him or he wiggs a little. I get a lot of stuff from the FBI. How about you?
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