Friday, November 26, 2010

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head

How'd all this bacon get in my bed?

I will act in that play on two conditions:
1.  I get to be Russell Crowe
2.  I get to be Russell Crowe

It's weird to see girls.

It's EFY with a side of badA$$

That was either the ugliest woman I ever saw, or the ugliest man - not sure which one.

'dawg - "Idiot"
Me - "Dumbass"
Splenda - "Hey, easy there, what would Jesus do?"
'dawg - "Jesus would stop that car before it ever turned in front of us.
Luka - "Jesus woulda healed the retard right outta that guy!"

Geez, write it down!  What am I?  Rainman?

11 comments:

Kelly said...

Nice!! I needed a good laugh, thanks M-Cat!

Jamie said...

Laughing so hard I could cry... Could I please be a fly on the wall at your house?

Mamafamilias said...

Can I be a chaperone at the EFY with the side.....I think I would fit in well.

" Hit It......." said...

What a hoot! I needed a laugh. Thanks.

tammy said...

I'd have to agree with Luka on this one.

J.J. said...

LOL!!! Luka wins!

Chief said...

too many good ones to choose a fave.

"Luka - "Jesus woulda healed the retard right outta that guy!"

"How'd all this bacon get in my bed?"

bahahahahahahah

Mrs. O said...

Snort! That Luka.

Sue said...

Luka wins!!

Missy said...

Healed the Retarded right out of that guy? No, that was not said!
LMASSoff! LOL
That is the funniest thing I have heard in decades!!!!!!!!

CountessLaurie said...

Seriously, how DID all the bacon get in bed??