100 truths

Totally stole this from Sarah

  I am so foggy in my head today I couldn't form any other intelligent post of any kind but questions,....sure I can muster answers for those.

1. Last beverage: Water with some crystal light in it.  Before that water with Airborne in it.

2. Last phone call: The Shark

3. Last text message: Karie

4. Last song you heard: "I just can't wait to be king"  Lion King.  Yesteday in the car while taking Sissy to school.  No music since then

5. Last time you cried: Yesterday

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Got back with someone you've broken up with: Nope

7. Been cheated on: I don't think so.  I'll just say no and feel better about myself.

8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Nah

9. Lost someone special: Oh hells yeah

10. Been depressed:   Yes.  More than not.

11. Been drunk and threw up:  um....yes.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Red

13. White

14. Blue

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2010)

15. Made a new friend: YES!!

16. Fallen out of love: No, unless you mean my breakup and then get back together with Lo-Carb Monster.

17. Laughed until you cried:  Yes, but I usually snort. 

18. Met someone who changed you: Absolutley YES

19. Found out who your true friends were: Yes.  And that is fortunate and unfortunate at the same time. 

20. Found out someone was talking about you:  Oh yes.   I mean, who doesn't?  : )

21. Kissed anyone on your Facebook friends list:  Yes.  Splenda and my boys.

22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: About half of them.

23. How many kids do you want?  Let's rephrase that - how many kids do I have?  Three.  Three is enough

24. Do you have any pets: Always a dog around.  Jordan my snuggly snuggler.

25. Do you want to change your name: Nah.  Besides I get called so many different things by different , I don't really think it matters what my real name is.  I'm fond of nicknames

26. What did you do for your last birthday:  I can't even remember.  Got older I suppose

27. What time did you wake up? 6:00 when Splenda's alarm went off - grrrrrrrrr

28. What were you doing at midnight last night? Asleep.  Dead to the world.  Heavily medicated and likely drooling.

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for:  Big surprise, next week Wednesday afternoon when I am on a plane with cute little Sissy off to see my son.

30. Last time you saw your mother:  I can't remember.  I think her birthday dinner. 

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life:  New home

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes.  Didn't impress me much

34. Who is getting on your nerves now? People who are bat-crap crazy and can't admit it.

35. Most visited websites: Facebook,  Google reader, Youtube

36. What's your real name: Melissa Jo

37. Nicknames: M-Cat, Missy, Melis, M, Aunti M, Mimi, Miss, Momma Cat....and I am sure others that aren't fit to print.

38. Relationship Status: Married and blissfully in love.

39. Zodiac sign: Leo - and that aint a big surprise if you really know me!

40. Male or female: Last I checked in the potty, I was still girl.  Even if my voice right now sounds awfully deep.

41. Primary School: I have no idea what this question is asking and I didn't get any ideas by Sarah's answer.  I am assuming what elementary school did I go to.  I can't even remember.  I am THAT old.

42. Middle School: Butler Middle School

43. High school: Brighton High school for my freshman year, then Kearns high

44. Hair color: For reals?  I forget.  Kinda auburnish brownish, goldish.

45. Long or short: Shoulder length, which is longer than I have had it in 19 years

46. Height: 5' 4"

47. Do you have a crush on someone? Real crush or celebrity crush?  Real crush - most def my Splenda Daddy.  Celebrity crush - most def Derek Jeter

48: What do you like about yourself? I like to think I can kinda run and bike and swim.

49. Piercings: Ears.  3 holes in my right ear, 2 holes in my left (80's) but I only use one set 

50. Tattoos: Nope, but I dream about having one!

51. Righty or lefty: Right.  Clearly, I am not creative enough to be a leftie

FIRSTS:
52. First surgery: Tonsilectomy when I was 4

53. First piercing:16

54. First best friend: The first best friend I had in my whole life?  My cousin Teri.  My number one best friend right now?  Splenda Daddy

55. First sport you joined: Bonnet ball (bahahaha)

56. First vacation: I remember lots of getaway, but the biggest one that sticks with me is the trip across the country to Washington DC in 1976.  Awe.Some!

58. First pet: Sammy the black dog.  He had ticks.


RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating:  Right now nothing.  But so far today I have had some peanut m&m's and popcorn.  I really should eat some REAL food.

60. Drinking: Water with crystal light

61. About to do I'm about to: get a page, I can feel it.....

62. Listening to: Glenn Beck

63. Waiting for: Splenda to come home or Luka.  Whoever gets home first gets to do the dishes that I can't bring myself outta bed to do.

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids?: In the form of grandkids in about 6 years.

65. Get married?: Yes, I am.  And then never again.

66. Career: I have some sort of title at work, but it's long and complicated.  I don't even know what it means.  Let's just say....I work.  I work hard and well.  The.end.

67. Lips or eyes: Love my eyes that see great, love Sissy's lips

68. Hugs or kisses: Both and a WHOLE LOT OF THEM!

69. Shorter or taller: I prefer tall

70. Older or Younger: I love old people.  For reals.

71. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous for sure.  Romantic is just too cheesey.

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: I  like both.  Wish I had a nice stomach.

73. Sensitive or loud: Loud.  Big surprise??

74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.  I'm no fly by the night kinda girl

 HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger: Nope.

77. Drank hard liquor: um....yes.

78. Lost glasses/contacts:  Who hasn't?  Really.  Of course.

79. Sex on first date: Nope!

80. Broken someone's heart: I doubt it.

82. Been arrested: Nope

83. Turned someone down: Sadly yes.  I wish I could have learned to be nicer in high school.

84. Cried when someone died: Um,,,,YES

85. Fallen for a friend: Like fallen down on the ground or fallen in love with a friend?  Hmmm....yes I have fallen down on the ground for a friend, and I didn't really know Splenda when I fell in love with him so I guess I have to say no to the second one.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself::  Rarely.  I am sure I am going to fail.  It's just me.

88. Love at first sight: Yes.  With Kasey when he was a puppy and I chose him from his litter.  He wrapped his paws around my wrist and it was instant love.

89. Heaven:  Yes.  There better be.  Otherwise, I am wasting a lot of time.

90. Santa Claus: What kind of question is this?  Of course everyone believes in Santa - it's not even an option.

91. Kiss on the first date: Nope

92. Angels: Most def yes.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:  Define boyfriend....... dated several at once?  yes.

95. Did you sing today?: Nope.  I can barely muster words out of my piehole today.

96. Ever cheated on somebody: Romantic cheating?  Nope.  Cheated in a board game?  allegedly

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: I've sat on this question for many, many minutes now.  I don't think I would go back.  I think it's best just to move forward.

98. The moment you would choose to relive? Again, sat on this one for a long time, and I'm not sure I can choose one moment to go back and relive.  I look back and enjoy many moments but keep looking forward.  Maybe the night I spent with my Grandma before she died.  I would like to remember all the things she told me.

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: Nah - been there, done that.

100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths?:  No - have you met me?  I'm a frickin open book!

Okay, now it's your turn!