Funny Bone Friday - Things I have heard, or said, or just thought in my head

That's quite a rack you got there

Are you throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

He cleanses my palate between courses.

Everybody needs a hobby.  Don't judge

Did you just say 'horney goat weed'?

Look what you've reduced me to.  Eating scraps for lunch.

I'm not bleeding from the mouth, that's skittle juice.

That's a lot of meat for one girl.

Tickling me is the best part of your whole week.