October 4: courtesy fart
When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart. This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your butt is.
Boris farted as he bent over to pick up his shuttlecock at the badminton tournament. Shung Fe felt so bad for him that he offered up a courtesy fart. Unfortunately Shung Fe's rice and eggnoodle fart could not completely mask the liverwurst and onion fart from Boris, and everyone had to leave the court for 15 minutes.
**ROFL - oops a fart might have slipped out, quick, someone courtesy me! LOL**
Why didn't I think of that when I was on the plane last week, when "twice someone gave me an air bisquit! it was sooo rude, not to mention stinky.
ReplyDeleteI try to squeek my chair or something to help cover it up for them.
ReplyDeleteConnor said to me last night, "Mom, quick pull my finger." I said no, so he then said, "Oh fine! I'll just hold it in then." Kid cracks me up.
Don't worry...I got ya "covered"
ReplyDeleteI tried to courtesy fart my husband yesterday and he got all "EW BABE!" on me. TALK ABOUT BACKFIRING.
ReplyDeleteLike Tammy I am a chair squeaker or a quick subject changer...I am not sure I would ever courtesy fart for anyone...hmmm.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I could courtesy fart. Haven't mastered farting on command just yet. I'll keep you posted. ;]
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