Did you know?

Let's play a little game of Did You Know......  answers will be found in Sequential order at the bottom of the post.

Did you know that I found a funny new website?

Did you know that sometimes when I comment on other people's blogs I end up rambling on and on?

Did you know that having a female dog in heat and a male dog feeling his oats makes for miserable times at home?

Did you know that the more you watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the better you become at mocking eccentricities and the people who display them?

Did you know that Gene Wilder is GENIUS in that role? 

Did you know that skipping a workout the day before a race can be extremely therapeutic?

Did you know that  legal matters can be very drawn out and take a lot of money and time?

Did you know that the ruling in one hearing regarding something temporary does not mean victory?

Did you know that the laws regarding children are specific in that harm has to happen to the child FIRST before anyone can take action?

Did you know that it's tax day and I have no idea if Splenda Daddy has filed our taxes?

Did you know that I don't even know how much I make a year?

Did you know that a dog in heat has about as much patience as a woman on her period?

Did you know that male dogs have as little capacity to understand that fact as do male humans?

Did you know that I can watch  back to back to back to back episodes of  House and not get tired of it?

Did you know that I just spent over two full minutes looking for my phone because I heard a phone vibrating, thought it was mine and it really was House's on TV?

Did you know that I should be carb loading today?

Did you know that I am going to have to find a way to get Splenda Daddy to bringing home Francesco's for dinner?

Did you know that it may or may not involve the GB?

How did you fare on the answers? 

Yes I did.  Click here to check them out and then you sure as hell better come back.  They are even more funny if you happen to be Mormon.  Which I am. But I still swear.  Sue me.

True.  Check the comments section on the above website on the post about the general conference talk.  I was on a roll.

How many times do I have to say "GET OFF HER!"  Thankfully snip snip and removing of the uterus will be happening next week.

So far I am not tired of that show and yes, I am now good better at mocking.  Including myself.

I haven't seen Johnny Depp, but really, who can top Gene Wilder in that role? 

That's my story and I am sticking to it!

Yes, but when the cause at hand is as important as it is, time and money are of no concern.

Round two wheels are already in motion. 

I find this fact absolutely pathetic.  I'm not discussing my own situation since round two is in motion, but take for example, the  6 year old patted down at the airport.  The damage has been done.  NOW, someone is screaming about it and trying to instill changes, but the damage had to happen first.  I find this absolutely mind boggling and there is something seriously wrong with some of our laws regarding the well being of children.

Since I haven't signed anything, I am guessing he hasn't done them yet.  And considering that we pay out our arses, I would guess that he's waiting until midnight to post them.

Really, I don't.  I know.  Pathetic.  I usually know once a year when I see my increase.  But then I forget all about it.

Absolute truth.  Jack is on Jordan's VERY.LAST.NERVE.

And no, he doesn't get it.  Just like much of the male human population.  You would think after hundreds of years of women menstruating and all mood issues that come with it, the male gender would catch on.  What does this say about the aptitude of the male gender?  Let's leave that one alone.  Lucky Splenda, I no longer menstruate.  TMI?

I've watched nothing but House today.  Nope, not sick of it yet.

Yes.  Yes, I did just hunt for my cell phone for over two full minutes thinking it was going off just to discover it was really Houses' on TV.  I should go back to sleep.

One should ALWAYS carbload before a race.  My standard is pasta.  I never go wrong with pasta.

Francesco's will be the only acceptable option tonight.  That's the simple fact.

And yes, if it takes the GB to convince him, then so be it.  However, I have a feeling it's not gonna come to that.

So, learn anything new?

I doubt it - you are all much smarter than I am

Happy Friday!

Jazz v Nuggets - Western Conf - Round 1 - Game 3 @ Energy Solutions Arena

Ever been to a game at the Energy Solutions Arena?  It is by far the loudest place I have EVER been - but oh so fun!

So it's NBA playoff time and Splenda scored some tickets to the first home game for the Jazz in the first round series.  Up against the Nuggets.  Denver started with the home court advantage but lost the second game so we came into it tied in the series.  I wanted nothing more than a fun, exciting game!  I was not disappointed.

The plan was for all 5 of us to go.  A nice little family event since we don't know how much long 'dawg will be around.  However, Tuffy had to work and 'dawg had to attend a mandatory Marine activity at Camp Williams.  Luka invited two of his best besties and off we went.

Of course our seats were by no means good. I mean we were at the VERY top row. THE VERY TOP! But I will say, that we could still see all the action, and this is where the funnest fans seem to sit.

We settled in, watched the boys warm up and then they announced the starting line up.  The hoopla they go through is kind a fun to watch.

The game got under way, and not gonna lie I was immediately worried.  The Jazz were not doing so well.  We couldn't seem to make a basket if we had paid for it.  The crowd wasn't getting into it very much and things were kinda mellow with the exception of the Denver fan sitting next to us.  RIGHT.NEXT.TO.US.

He ran his mouth on, and on, and ON!  Our boys said a few things back at him, but since we were struggling, we didn't have much to say.  The second quarter changed all that. When the score got to this

things got loud and exciting. 

(early in the second quarter)

For the rest of the game, it followed that trend.

As our lead got bigger and bigger, the Denver punk got quieter and quieter.  Now everyone around him started running their mouths.   It was quite the entertainment.

(half time)

(end of the 3rd quarter)

The 4 kids in front of us kept up their beer runs, so as the night progressed so did their silly antics. I watched the one dude, thinking that the more drunk he got, the more handsy he became. With the girl in their party and his dudes. I like to call him Mr Huggy. My boys couldn't help but tease them when they spilled some of their beer. At $7.50 a cup - it was an expensive slosh over.

By the middle of the 4th quarter, it was pretty apparent we were gonna come away with the W

(final score)

By the end of the night, my throat was trashed from yelling, my hands stung from clapping so hard and I had worked up a sweat!  We left the arena bouncing high and excited.  And I should mention, I got many compliments on my choice of jersey.  There was only ONE other person that we saw in the same one.  The D-Will throwback college jersey.  So awesome!  Thanks 'dawg for letting me borrow it.

I also racked my brain to think of a way to get to the next game.  With a sign.  What would it say?

D-Will - my son wants to have your babies!

It's a Sunday game, don't tell my Bishop I'm here!

Gaines for MVP!

(and some I won't post here)

As we stood the corner waiting to cross the street and get to our car, here was Mr Denver Punk and his buddy waiting with his.  He was wearing his Nuggets jersey of course, so he was getting quite the harrassment.  At one point, he and VERY LOUD Jazz fan were in a face to face screaming match.  I can't repeat what was yelled, but let's just say, Splenda Daddy has decided he will never eat a chicken nugget ever again.

I couldn't help myself I had to take a picture with the Denver Punk. 

(he was a good sport about the pic - and his buddy who was silent the whole time was more than happy to snap it for us)

And while I enjoyed the Jazz handing the Nuggets quite the beating, I really loved just being in the arena with all the people and getting caught up in all the action and excitement.  When I actually sit still for a game, I love as much as the next kid.  Now, can we have that much fun at home Sunday evening for the next game?  I hope so.

And as for Mr Denver Punk.  I will admit I have respect for him.  I was reminded of the time I went to Boston for a work conference and wore my NY Yankees jersery.    Oh.My.  But that's for another post, another day.

Go Jazz!

PS - there are several more pictures of me at the game, however, I have no idea where they ended up.  I bogarted my way into a lot of them.  I can't help myself if I see someone getting all posed up and just as they are about to click, I jump into the background.  Too late, that lady just jumped into our photo.....bwahahahahaha.  My poor family - I wonder why they always try to keep 10 paces of distance between me?

Is she a REAL friend?

So, I got forwarded one of those little "tests" to see how much your "friends" really know about you. I got several BFF's and knew off the bat that most of them would know all the answers so I only forwarded it on to the Shark. Does she really know me? mmmmmmmm - you be the judge.
Tell me two things. First, did she get the answer right, and second, if not, what is the right answer
Ready, Set, GO!

Where did we meet? Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting

Take a stab at my middle name? Matilda

Do I speak a second language? Yes, the International Language of Love

Am I a cat lover or dog lover? You like the kitties. The hairless kitties.

Do I smoke? Only the ganja.

Color of my eyes?: Red like blood

Do I have any siblings? Just me. Your soul sista.

What's one of my favorite things to do? Make fun of people.

What's my favorite type of music?: Classical.

Am I taller than you? I think we are the same height.

Am I shy or outgoing? Painfully shy. I look forward to the day we can get you out of your shell.

Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules? Total rebel. Someone you don’t want to get mixed up with.

What is my birth month? August

Have you ever heard me sing? Unfortunately

How many children do I have? 3. But I am pretty sure you only admit to having 2.

Have we taken photographs together? You bet your fat ass we have.

When is the last time you saw me? About 9 hours ago.

When will I see you again? 5:30am

Have we ever had a falling out? Never.

If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is one thing that I
would bring? Lo Carb Monster

Am I right handed or left handed? Right handed. At least that is the hand you use to backhand me with

What type of work do I do? Computer dork stuff.

You tell me, is she a real friend and how many did she get right??

My life according to my iPod

I saw this on Martie's blog and thought it would be fun to play along......


Answer the following questions by putting your iPod (MP3 player) on shuffle and pressing forward for the next song.


1. If someone says, "Is this ok?" You say?
"Cry" by Faith Hill (huh? this isn't getting off to a good start)



2. What would best describe your personality?
"That's the Way" by Jodee Messina (getting closer)



3. What do you like in a guy?
"Thru the Wire" by Kanye West



4. What is your life's purpose?
"You and Me" by Lifehouse (Splenda IS my purpose!)



5. What is your motto?
"What are U looking at?" by Uncle Kracker (100% true!)



6. What do you think about very often?
"Don't Phunk with my Heart" by Black Eyed Peas (Do I worry about getting burned alot? Yes, I believe I do, as matter of fact)


7. What is 2+2?
"Starts with Goodbye" By Carrie Underwood (self-explanatory)



8. What do you think of your best friends?
"Love you Out Loud" by Rascal Flatts (this one is the ABSOLUTE TRUTH! I love my friends and I AM loud about it! XOXOXOXOX)



9. What is your life story?
"Ridin" by Chamillionaire (always trying to catch me ridin dirty)



10. What do you want to be when you grow up?
"Buona Sera" by Dean Martin (I have no idea what that means in Italian, but if it counts, I like Italian food...)


11. What do you think when you see the person you like?
"Deliver the Child" by Jenny Frogley (I want my peeps to be fun and childlike, I guess)


12. What do you think of the person you like?
"Just Lose it" by Eminem (not sure where to go with this one....)



13. What do your parents think of you?
"Eye's down" by Eels (My original theory is correct, my Mom can't stand the sight of me)



14. What song will you dance to at your wedding?
"Complicated" by Avril Lavigne (which would be true if I had another wedding considering I am already married)



15. What is your hobby/interest?
"Baby got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot (I refuse to comment on this one)


16. What song will be played at your funeral?
"Holes" by Rascal Flatts (You know when I am no longer in this earth, you WILL all feel a huge hole won't you? A void. Admit it.



17. What do you think of your friends?
"Oh" by Ciara (I mean that in a good way of course!)



18. What's the worst thing that could happen?
"Settlin" by Sugarland (Either that or "the" big one)


19. How will you die?
"All You Wanted" by Michelle Branch (? should I be worried or feel calm about this?)



20. What is the one thing you regret?
"Promises in the Dark" by Pat Benatar (Again, hit the nail on the head)

Feel free to play along, I would love to know what's on your iPod

This post brought to you by the letter.......

Tammy over at Time Flies played this on her blog and I thought it would be fun too. I asked her to assign me a letter and......ta da..... The letter R !!

So my 10 favorite things that begin with the letter R:
1. Rebuttal's - I like me a good argument, I mean, debate.
2. Rick Reed. A gym BFF who had the nerve to up and move back to Denver. Waaahhhhh.
3. Races - I love running and I love the competition. Must.measure.everything. Not just myself but against others. I know, I know, SICK!
4. Raspberries. Especially on vanilla ice cream. YUM!
5. Reese's Peanut Butter cups. Who ever invented Peanut Butter and Chocolate together deserves a freakin award of some sort.
6. Red - the color red. I wear a lot of it, and love it!
7. Roses - my favorite flower and I love getting them as surprises just because..... *hint hint Splenda Daddy*
8. Rewards - meaning the rewards that Splenda Daddy will be getting shortly on his Amex Express. He's so freakin smart and disciplined with the plastic!
9. Re-do's. I screw up so much, that I am grateful for the opportunity to call "mulligan" and re-do some things.
10. Reading. Love reading. Will read just about anything I can get a hold of and sit still long enough for.

Kinda fun huh? If you're interested in playing, give me a shout and I'll assign ya a letter! Thanks Tammy, this was a fun mental challenge for me. I think I need a rest.