Who needs a kick board when you got boobs like Ana?
I've got a parademaker going on in my stomach
Mark has a puddle he wants to show you
Oh, we've shared more than just saliva. We've slept together, with his wife right there watching.
Gasoline? Check. Matches? Check. GO!
So does that include Stewy showing us his beautiful butterfly stoke sans speedo?
If you don't start stooping down to my level, I'm not sure we can be friends
If you go off alone to fart secretly and someone catches you, you are required to hate that person. For at least one minute or until the crop dusting stench dissipates.
I just swallowed some of his bubbles. Please let him NOT have eaten Mexican last night.
Freebie Friday - all tied up!
What the aitch-e-double toothpick?????
ReplyDeleteYou are cracking me up!
I hope yo have a fabulous Mothers Day!
Hugs and love!
Hope you are ready to run the big royal race!
Sounds like someone was having gas.... :-)
ReplyDeleteI am so glad these are back.
ReplyDeleteYup, pretty dang funny.
ReplyDeleteFart bubbles.....ewwwwwww
My favorite quote from one of the Austin Powers movies
ReplyDeleteFat Bastard: "nothing like the smell of your own brew"
My life is so boring compared to yours.
ReplyDeleteYou are killing me. So wish I knew the stories behind these fabulous lines.
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