Please don't gargle the Sacrament water
The body doesn't do well with death
Lady in pool - "Wow, we really need to wax your back - that's just awful"
Man whom she supposed was her husband - "Excuse me??"
Lady - *crickets* "I.....thought....you....were....my.....husband"
Flat Daddy's gonna grab an M-16 and bust a cap on Mother Nature if she doesn't knock it off
Stab and scoop - Stab and scoop
When she gets a UTI - she is naming it Lisa
My sphincter was shy
When I start tasting pee in the back of my throat, we know we have a problem
How's about we don't make out with the dog.
You better believe I am all about opening the red blood cells.
How's about we don't make out with the rock.
It's all fun and games until my maple bar gets dropped. Then it's death.
These are funny. Reminds me Tib's. BTW, where is Tib?
ReplyDeleteWarped, that's what you are and that's why I love you!
ReplyDeleteHappy Memorial Weekend!
GREAT!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo funny!
I hope that guy waxed his back anyway.
ReplyDeleteI name all my UTIs "Lisa".
Quit taking all the fun out of making out!
LOL..too funny about the lady in the pool!
ReplyDeleteThese are great!
Happy Friday! =)
Why Lisa?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the lady in the pool was talking to my husband!
You're too funny!
Love the humor. I am right there about the maple bar.
ReplyDeleteI believe you did say all of those things OUT LOUD!
ReplyDeleteI would love to be a fly on your office wall.
Lisa? UTILisa?
Was Lisa the one that dropped your maple bar?
ReplyDeleteTHese are all hilarious. And your sphincter one reminds me of a story about Ellie. Kids say the funniest things.
ReplyDeleteNOT THE MAPLE BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha. Cardinal sin.
ReplyDeleteKeep it comin!