An open letter to the crazy woman wielding the scissors

Dear bat-shiz cukoo loon,

Please don't ever take it upon yourself to cut someone else's child's hair. Then when you have butchered it and her mother is crying, please don't have the audacity to laugh, tell her to get over it and then say it's "cute". It's not. It's freaking fugly and how dare you do this to a sweet, trusting, little girl.

Let's not even discuss the fact that it is two days before Christmas, and a week before her Uncle comes to home. And what about the fact that Sissy likes to put pretty dresses on and twirl? Yeah, baby girl, sorry that your beautiful curly locks won't be twirling with you because of this dumb-A woman.

You may take no pride in making yourself presentable, but guess what? The rest of the world generally does. At least folks like us who AREN'T completely insane.
I'ts prolly a good thing you rarely venture from the inner sanctum of your bedroom, because if we had the misfortune of ever meeting again, I would likely slap you silly, cut YOUR hair in some atrocious, un-even fashion, laugh and tell you it was cute.
Merry effing Christmas you crazy moron......

A sobbing, sad Mimi

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(I know - right?)