Friday, December 18, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head


Nurture them, or beat them. Take your pick.

Just get a canary and if it dies, you know you have a problem.

She's the anti-crust.

BFF - Brownie Fart Friend

A poinsettia is like a hamster. We all know how it's going to end.

No! You may NOT call me Gigi

I just keep googling until I find the answer I like

If you really want to know, you're gonna have to look yourself.

I really was born with half decent looks. Pretty sure God's pretty pissed at what I've done here.
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8 comments:

  1. Mae RaeDecember 18, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    Nuture or beat, i like that one, I won't say which one I pick.

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  2. CountessLaurieDecember 18, 2009 at 11:19 PM

    I love Funny Bone Friday! These are good!

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  3. ShawnDecember 18, 2009 at 11:32 PM

    oh, oh---the last one had me going!! Heh,heh....

    Guess what? I already got my tickets to come to Ut. in Feb.---woot! Are we finally going to meet?

    Hope you are doing better.... :)

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  4. tammyDecember 19, 2009 at 5:42 AM

    I google til I find the answer I like too.

    Poinsettias - so true.

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  5. ChiefDecember 20, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    I snorted when I read the last tidbit.

    That should be your new tagline.

    I wish I woulda thought of it.

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  6. ErinDecember 21, 2009 at 10:19 AM

    I love the google one!

    And about the last one - I am feeling that way right now about this new haircut. I just about cried this morning after I blow dried it. I don't know if it is redeemable.

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  7. Plain JameDecember 21, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    *this is where you insert the long build-up evil laughter*

    These are your best yet.

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  8. tiburonDecember 22, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    And that is why I love you.

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Lay it on me....