Friday, May 22, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head



"There are so many women here, I think I am starting a menstrual cycle"

"You should stay livid pissed, it's a good look for you."

"You mean I shouldn't sign my e-mails 'Mama Caliente'? It means WHAT???!!"

Exactly what are "rings of fire" and how does one shave them?

"Gimme a sec, I have to retrieve my padding from Brazil."

"No. Those are not chicken wing grease marks, I do not read my book while eating chicken wings off a plate on my belly."
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13 comments:

  1. Kristina P.May 22, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    I totally want to start signing my emails, Snuggie Slut. What do you think?

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  2. Martha H.May 22, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    I don't even wanna know about retrieving padding from brazil. ha ha ha

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  3. AnonymousMay 22, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    Martha, Martha!!

    I wonder if livid/pissed is a look that suits me well? Just wondering?

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  4. veronicaMay 22, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    Mmmmmm....chicken wings.

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  5. ErinMay 22, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    I love love love these. I wish I could think like that!

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  6. kado!May 22, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    It means Hot Momma...right??

    ...and I totally thought you said "Paddle" until I read Martha & Tanja's comment...Hmmm?

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  7. UnknownMay 22, 2009 at 7:43 PM

    I think the voice in your head and the voice in my head are on a party line. And I've found Nair works best on those rings of fire.

    Have a great weekend!

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  8. ShaunaMay 22, 2009 at 8:02 PM

    Hope you have a super weekend!
    ♥ HUGS ♥

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  9. LaurieJMay 22, 2009 at 8:38 PM

    How sad. I actually started craving chicken wings. Hmmm... might make the hubby make a stop on the way home.
    Did you figure out the ring of fire??

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  10. rychelleMay 22, 2009 at 11:15 PM

    #1 and #2 are my favorites. :)

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  11. ShawnMay 23, 2009 at 10:37 PM

    Ok, so Mama Caliente means what?

    I thought that it was hot mama.

    And you ARE that!

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  12. OmgirlMay 25, 2009 at 7:30 PM

    You are a funny girl. And I REALLY hope the padding in brazil had something to do with riding a bike. Otherwise, ew.

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  13. Just SOMay 26, 2009 at 5:43 AM

    Rings of fire? Shave? Ack!

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Lay it on me....