Friday, May 15, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head


"In addition to pictures, I'm gonna need shadow puppets"

"Tighten your nut"

"I'm going to punch you in the wiener" (wha? I don't have one of those...)

"I wish I had a restraining order against me"

"That's just the laxatives talking."

Cyalis "See Alice, it's working!"

15 comments:

  1. I generally threaten to kick my husband in the nuts.

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  2. I generally threaten to kick my husband in the nuts.

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  3. I think Kristina P. is stuttering...... =)

    HA..restraining orders..now that is a FUNNY subject todaY!

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  4. tightn nuts, and punching wieners... I am afraid.. deathly afraid! (if I was a man)

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  5. That Cyalis comment is hilarious!

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  6. I'm pretty sure this is my favorite thing that you do...

    LOVE the restraining order "thought"!!

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  7. you are one fun--nee girl!!

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  8. I often need a restraining order against myself. I am one dangerous gal.

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  9. Hey girl! How did the Women of Steel go? I want every gory detail!
    Let's have it!!

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  10. Where is the freaking write up on the TRI!?!

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Lay it on me....