Friday, April 3, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head



Me: "Now, who was I doing?"
Tuffy: "That's what she said!" (I have created a monster.)

My gluteus maximus is starting to spasticus

D - stop being a girl and make a decision already

Don't you talk to me like you talk to your children!

Black mascara is for whore's

I remember making out with your Dad to this song.

See now that just forces air where air shouldn't be!

Why can't I just be selfish?
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9 comments:

  1. JanApril 3, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    Oh that poor daughter. About the dad. You naughty girl.

    I hope your gluteus takes a spastic vacation for ya. Ouch. I wear black mascara too. You better watch your back :)

    Have a good one you fun girl.

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  2. Martha H.April 3, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    Whatever to you and your non-black-mascara. Paint my lashes black and call me a hooker!

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  3. tammyApril 3, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    Who are you calling a whore?

    Things to see,
    People to do.

    My motto.

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  4. rychelleApril 3, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    great comeback, tuffy!

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  5. kado!April 3, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    If black mascara makes me a whore than I don't wanna be nothin else...hehehe!

    ...Martha & Tammy made me laugh w/ their comments too.....

    and Melissa...WHO were you DOING?....You must have been wearing BLACK mascara and listing to that song again....hehehe!

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  6. LaurieJApril 3, 2009 at 12:33 PM

    Goota love the children talk one!

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  7. ShawnApril 3, 2009 at 1:46 PM

    Oh, oh----I definitely wear black mascara and fishnets, too.


    I better go stand on the street corner.

    Hey, wait a minute, I was just doing that....waiting for the bus.

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  8. AS AmberApril 3, 2009 at 11:51 PM

    What the H color mascara do you wear??? BLUE? I'm glad you liked mine. You and Tib are tough acts to follow! Don't be in time out for too long. Please.

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  9. tiburonApril 6, 2009 at 7:55 AM

    I am such a whore.

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Lay it on me....