Friday, March 6, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head



1. "He thinks cause he's packing heat and all, that he needs to turn into Robocop"

2. "Would you PLEASE stop squeezing my boob."

3. "Of course they knew who I was, I'm the only dude in a chick store!"

4. " So basically I'm a book pimp"

5. "I'm done with nice. I'm so OVER nice."

6. "My calf is so sore, it's mooing."

7. "Did you seriously just literally kick me in the a**? Thanks ma'am can I have another?"

8. "I hate it when our balls bump."
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14 comments:

  1. tiburonMarch 6, 2009 at 9:03 AM

    Dude - you gotta change the date and time on this.

    It is buried.

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  2. mCatMarch 6, 2009 at 9:08 AM

    Corrected and thank you! I'm lame

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  3. AnonymousMarch 6, 2009 at 9:21 AM

    I'm always DYING for the context here! Too funny.

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  4. JanMarch 6, 2009 at 9:44 AM

    You are such a goof. Love it. Your calf is mooing. Ha

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  5. Dawn Parsons SmithMarch 6, 2009 at 10:09 AM

    Calf is mooing...bumping balls! I have spewed coffee all over my monitor again!!!! You are crazy funny!

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  6. Just SOMarch 6, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    What books are you pimping? Loved the mooing calf as well.

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  7. Kristina P.March 6, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    Who was grabbing your boob?

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  8. JenMarch 6, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    That's hilarious! I'm a book "pimp" too! Uh...I hope it was your hubby squeezing your boob! :0)

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  9. kado!March 6, 2009 at 1:14 PM

    love it...my calf is mooing...can't believe I haven't head the one before!

    ...it's not Martha that is kicking your A** is it...she knows better! LOL!

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  10. ErinMarch 6, 2009 at 2:08 PM

    My three year old keeps poking my boobs: "What are these for mommy?" Can I keep my body to myself please???

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  11. tiburonMarch 6, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    I most CERTAINLY wasn't grabbing her boob.

    Or was I?

    I know we were bumping balls though.

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  12. AS AmberMarch 6, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    I'm pretty sure I've NEVER told someone to stop grabbing my boob. As long as someone is grabbing them, I'm good.

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  13. BeccaMarch 6, 2009 at 9:31 PM

    I too wish for context on some of these...maybe one day...but until then, keep 'em coming!

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  14. Trevor, Brianna, Alivia, Tayvree, and Avynlee HansenMarch 7, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    hey you need to put briannathebabbler on your side bar so you can see when that is updated since it ain't that annoying private!

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