One of my most favorite emails of all time!

You know sometimes when you are away from your computer like for 24 hours or so and you get back and see that you have a gajillion emails?

And most of them are spam?

But then, in the midst of all the incoming, you see one from a favorite friend?

And then when you open it up it makes you laugh until you pee a little?



YES!  I knew you would understand.

From my dear LG......

April 28:  Splenda Daddy

A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.

She was all excited that she had finally landed a Sugar Daddy until he rolled up in his Accord. It was then she realized she had landed a Splenda Daddy, instead.

Yes, Splenda does indeed drive an Accord.  And yes, since we tagged the nickname FIRST, I think UD owes me some love.

Thank you Laz - you are the bestest!!