Actual conversation tonight at dinner:
Tuffy: "So, how about that ticket Mom?"
Me: Looking irritated at Splenda Daddy "Geez Splenda, we could have just kept that to OURSELVES. You know PRIVATE!"
Tuffy: "Duh Mom, you put it on Facebook"
silence. crickets chirping
Me: "Um...oh yeah"
I'm a friggin idiot. There are not enough smart pills in the world for me right now.
You should make Tib pay for the ticket. Seeing as you were on the phone w/her when you got pulled over.
ReplyDeleteDon't you hate those dang teenagers? They're so obnoxious! [ =
ReplyDeleteHmmmm.......sounds like the wrong person is in front of the sign!
ReplyDeleteI had to laughalot!
LOL Now that's funny!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! DAMN that facebook!
ReplyDeletesounds like some of the speedy adrenaline carried on over to today....sorry about your misfortune and lack of smart pills. ;)
ReplyDeleteDORK!
ReplyDeleteUmmm, this may be a stupid question, but is your blog title because of "The Office" and how Michael is always saying, "that's what she said"...? I've been watching it on Netflix lately and it got me to wondering...
ReplyDeleteD'OH! De-friend him immediately...
ReplyDeleteSnarky little teenager :-)
And just another reason I love you.
ReplyDeleteWHAT --they have smart pills??
ReplyDeleteI think you just didn't SEE the sign, as children were running after their bouncy balls, and giggiling joyfully at the SAFTEY of the area they were playing in
you are tooooo funny,
so how much did that set you back (tee,hee)
My signs are more along the lines of
Moose crossing
and Deer jumping
and Slow Moving Tractor Zone
Hahaha.... awesome.
ReplyDeleteAnd my husband always makes fun of those signs too.
That is hilarious! Awesome that Tuffy pointed it out. ha ha ha
ReplyDeletedarn it...where was I with the ticket posting. Darn it. Now i got to go and look for it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you and that fabulous man of mine can share a bottle of those smart pills. He is on his 3rd ticket in 2 months.
ReplyDeleteSorry, tickets suck....
ha!
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