Friday, April 30, 2010

Funny Bone Friday...Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head.


I like me some black

I don't like my rear end hanging around

Did you just call the Colonel a "dude"?

BOOM!... Roasted!

It smells like rotten egg out of someone's butt.

Look!  I sweated a smiley!

Me:  Not gonna lie - I think I might be getting good at the Zumba
Splenda:  What's Zumba?
Me:  It's like Latin dancing
Splenda:  Does that mean I can ask you about your immigration status?

I don't like to come up sputtering and gasping for air.

You could smell my Monster from halfway across the pool?!




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11 comments:

  1. tammyApril 30, 2010 at 7:07 PM

    Totally ROFL at your conversation with Splenda.

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  2. Mae RaeApril 30, 2010 at 8:28 PM

    sweated a smiley?

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  3. JamieApril 30, 2010 at 9:33 PM

    Zumba rocks!! Legal? Illegal? I don't care, I like you, so you can stay....

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  4. Welcome to the Garden of EganApril 30, 2010 at 9:38 PM

    Wow.
    I'm just not sure what to think.
    Sweated a smiley?

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  5. wendyApril 30, 2010 at 10:20 PM

    Oh my, smelled like rotten egg out of someones butt.
    I had to sleep with my grand daughter while in Utah. Well, shhhh, don't tell anyone. I had gas one night and FLUFFED. She woke up out of a dead sleep and said "Something smells awful, I can't get it out of my nose"
    crap

    and Zumba, I have been trying it.
    I can't move my arms and legs at the same time!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. veronicaMay 1, 2010 at 12:06 AM

    Yes, Splenda. But only if you live in AZ.

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  7. Lara NevesMay 1, 2010 at 10:58 AM

    I'm dying to try Zumba, I think I would love it, but nobody teaches it around here yet.

    And I'm also dying of laughter at what your husband said about it!

    Too funny!

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  8. meemawfishMay 3, 2010 at 5:30 AM

    I would love to try Zumba but I don't think I could get my arms,legs,and butt to move at the same time.

    Meemaw

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  9. Serene is my name, not my life!May 3, 2010 at 9:20 AM

    *snort* Totally loved the conversation with Splenda!!

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  10. Scrappy GirlMay 3, 2010 at 10:14 AM

    I always love trying to figure out which ones came out of your mouth and which ones you just thought...do you say most of them?

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  11. Martha H.May 5, 2010 at 11:36 AM

    What's wrong with liking some black? Huh?

    I think Splenda better check your immigration status for sure.

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Lay it on me....