Friday, April 9, 2010

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have said, or heard, or just thought in my head

When your horns came out?  Yeah I remember that.

I'm all out of patience and long suffering today.

That caterwaulling is me singing along. 

There are NO Pioneer games that involve French kissing.

Nice use of the word 'hell' on the temple grounds.  Well done.

Maybe I should learn what words mean before I throw them around in staff meeting.

Easy on me Jimmy!  I'm not one of your rubber finger models.

You look so different so with many clothes on.

I'll just finish her licked cookies.

How do you say "YOU IDIOT!  I told you there was a reef right there!" in Chinese?

Tuffy:  Remember when Jordan would go into heat and Kasey would think he had to "mother" her?
Me:  Yeah.  Aren't you glad humans aren't like that?
Tuffy:  EEEWWWWW !  Mom!  Seriously!  You have just scarred me for life!  There isn't enough bleach in the world to get that image out of my head!!
Me;(snickering...my day is now complete - check off scarring the kid)

I have been called cheap and easy but never mistake me for free.

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10 comments:

  1. LindaApril 9, 2010 at 11:07 PM

    Happy Friday!

    While I was out today, I saw something and picked it up for you and your son. It's a surprise that I'd love to send out to you guys!

    If you would rather not give out your address, I completely understand. Otherwise, you can email it to me at
    chasins4@bak.rr.com.

    Take care and have a great weekend!

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  2. Welcome to the Garden of EganApril 9, 2010 at 11:33 PM

    I LOVED IT!!!!!
    Nice use of hell on the temple grounds??????? Really? Awesome.

    I am thinking you are about the funnest mom on the planet.

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  3. wendyApril 10, 2010 at 9:17 PM

    I liked that last statement. Good to have standards I say.
    Hell...on the temple grounds...something wrong with that??

    I sometimes said "inappropriate things" at staff meetings too when I worked. At one meeting, I said "just for shits and giggles, how about we do....."
    I am one classy chick. and not free

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  4. tiburonApril 12, 2010 at 7:30 AM

    You are cheap and easy. And I likey.

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  5. ChiefApril 12, 2010 at 12:16 PM

    Good One! I will have to remember that one!

    I love telling the boys to leave me alone while Im in the bathroom... once they asked what I was doing and I said "changing my tampon!"

    they leave me alone now!

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  6. OmgirlApril 12, 2010 at 9:51 PM

    There are some serious gems in there that I would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall for!
    (Pioneer French Kissing Games??)

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  7. alpinekleinsApril 13, 2010 at 1:45 AM

    Hee! I had a similar one just last week at the temple - I'm a nurse working nights. You know how it is, us nurses always wear our PJ's (read scrubs here) to work anyway -

    Ran into a fellow nurse - "you look so different with your clothes one" shoulda seen the looks I got for that one :D

    Kristin

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  8. kado!April 13, 2010 at 7:23 AM

    just more proof why I would never have survived as a Pioneer.

    ...are you SOOOO excited for tonight??

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  9. JennyMacApril 13, 2010 at 8:49 AM


    I'll just finish her licked cookies.

    HAHAHAHA.

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  10. SueApril 15, 2010 at 11:54 AM

    Cheap and easy isn't a bad thing...

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Lay it on me....