Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Why didn't I think of this?



Solution

An engineer (ex-NASA project director) has what I think is

the near perfect solution for airport security!



Begin forwarded message:

*Date: *February 3, 2010 1:35:01 PM PST

*Subject: **Problem solved for airport and federal bldg security*


*Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body

scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into

that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device

you may have on you.*


*It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this

crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long

and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift..*


*Case Closed!*

Wish I had thought of this.  Maybe we can get a petition going for legislature.
PS - thanks for the email TR
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10 comments:

  1. token male readerFebruary 24, 2010 at 6:46 PM

    First of all: This is hilarious.

    Second of all: I don't know if you remember me, but I am the pre missionary from Arizona. You told me to keep you updated, so here you go: I got my call to the Taiwan Taichung mission. I will be speaking Mandarin Chinese. I report early June. Woohoo!

    And if you don't remember me, then you can tell people in September when I get to Taiwan, "someone who lives in Taiwan used to read my blog!" So it's a win for you either way! Hooray.

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  2. mCatFebruary 24, 2010 at 8:20 PM

    Dear Token Male Reader,
    Congrats on the call, and I am now composing an entire post to you. Stay tuned Elder!

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  3. PedalingFebruary 24, 2010 at 10:04 PM

    no naked people?

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  4. tammyFebruary 25, 2010 at 6:17 AM

    perfecto. Although I was kind of looking forward to projecting my nakedness for all to see.

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  5. CountessLaurieFebruary 25, 2010 at 10:54 AM

    The perfect solution as I see it.

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  6. Uptown GirlFebruary 25, 2010 at 12:37 PM

    This is freaking me out. Are you saying that I won't be able to bring explosives on the plane with me anymore?


    [ps- i hope this comment doesn't show up multiple times... blogger made me re-type it :-/ ]

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  7. Mae RaeFebruary 25, 2010 at 12:44 PM

    super duper idea...you would have been rich!

    I am a nosey bastardo to boot and love reading everyone elses comments...i can't wait to see the post about the token male reader

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  8. Loralee and the gang...February 25, 2010 at 5:04 PM

    This is great! No cruel and unusual punishment here - just getting their just desserts!

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  9. ChiefFebruary 25, 2010 at 5:22 PM

    LMAOOOOO!!!!

    I love that idea so much

    brilliance!

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  10. JamieFebruary 25, 2010 at 9:19 PM

    stroke of genius...

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Lay it on me....