Friday, January 29, 2010

Oh NO! Not another Democrat!!




My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Crap, my dog is a democrat!

*hehe- thanks for the email BFC!**
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12 comments:

  1. Uptown GirlJanuary 29, 2010 at 9:48 AM

    hrmm, maybe I should be a democrat too... that sounds like a nice life.
    speaking of democrats, have you heard of the Chia-Obama?

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  2. Denise @ Sunflowers, Chocolate and Little BoysJanuary 29, 2010 at 10:08 AM

    That is hilarious!!! you better have a good talking-to with your dogs. We dont need any more Dems.

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  3. PedalingJanuary 29, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    oh, the shame.

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  4. Wonder WomanJanuary 29, 2010 at 4:44 PM

    Sounds more like a cat than a dog to me. At least a dog will be appreciative. Cats think they're entitled.

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  5. tammyJanuary 29, 2010 at 9:54 PM

    Ha ha! True story. And I think my boys are democrats, too.

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  6. MamafamiliasJanuary 30, 2010 at 1:40 AM

    Ha!

    So would this be your state of the union address?

    Love it.

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  7. alpinekleinsJanuary 30, 2010 at 2:49 AM

    Not sure how, but I wandered in here in the middle of the night . . . laughing to death! I think I have two of them at my house :)

    Great post, and now I'm hooked.

    Kristin

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  8. meemawfishJanuary 30, 2010 at 3:59 AM

    Haha Can I be a democrat at your house too?

    Meemaw

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  9. JennyMacJanuary 30, 2010 at 4:44 AM

    HAHAHAHAHA...good thing I am a republican (but voted democrat so don't hate me.)

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  10. Merri AnnJanuary 30, 2010 at 5:00 AM

    HA HA HA HA

    ...and this, of course, is why I love reading YOUR blog.

    With my 2 "dems" I would add they bark crap to the "dems" next door ... and really ...no one wants to hear it...

    Still laughing here ...

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  11. TammyJanuary 30, 2010 at 10:14 AM

    Just found your blog whilst stalking. LOVE IT!! I shall build a creepy alter to you in my closet straightaway!

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  12. tiburonFebruary 5, 2010 at 7:07 AM

    Freaking.LOVE.that.

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Lay it on me....