Friday, January 22, 2010

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head


You know, I really would like to pee with the light on please.

10,000 questions and dumb.  That is a wicked combination.

'Cause you just droped your pants while you were hung.

Can you quit taking after your Mother and clean up youu mouth?

How do you kill a man with no life?

You're pinging

Don't dink around like that dumbass

Right now, I'd rather throw cupcakes at a butthole.  Not the mini's but the big, huge Costco muffin size.

Nothing like man flaps flapping around latino style.
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6 comments:

  1. Just SOJanuary 22, 2010 at 11:17 AM

    Love them! Peeing with the light on is always a good thing.

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  2. tiburonJanuary 22, 2010 at 11:46 AM

    I would rather throw cupcakes at a butthole.

    I love my kids.

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  3. PedalingJanuary 22, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    uhmmm, what was your "WORD" again??
    just kidding. ;)
    i love the word dumbass!

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  4. Martha H.January 22, 2010 at 2:51 PM

    These gave me a good laugh on a Friday afternoon. Thanks!

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  5. tammyJanuary 23, 2010 at 9:04 AM

    Yeah, Tuffy, quit talking like your mom.

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  6. Mae RaeJanuary 23, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    pinging? now that could be taken anyway!

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