Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Slang Gang Word of the Day


December 2: Kobe Special

A large gift a man gives to his wife to appease her after he's had an affair. After sleeping with another women, Kobe Bryant bought his wife a ring that cost as much as a large house.

Tiger: I have to run to Zales to get a Kobe Special."
Friend: "What's that?"
Tiger: "A house on a finger."

**hahahahaha - dumbA's**
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9 comments:

  1. PedalingDecember 2, 2009 at 7:38 PM

    the best slang yet!

    and your ending commentary topped it off PERFECTLY!

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  2. ChiefDecember 2, 2009 at 9:16 PM

    I love this one!

    Dumbass

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  3. Plain JameDecember 3, 2009 at 12:27 AM

    Yessssssss!

    Got the preview at lunch, but it's just classic here in print. I soberly say I hope I never get the Kobe Special....

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  4. tammyDecember 3, 2009 at 8:27 AM

    Dumbasses is right!

    Although it could get me my piano.

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  5. CountessLaurieDecember 3, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    I'm rich. I'm famous. The papparazi follow me around. I'll never get caught.

    Apparently "I'm smart." doesn't make it into the list.

    D.A. fer sure!

    (okay, that was a wee bit 80s valley girl...whoa!)

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  6. JennyMacDecember 5, 2009 at 6:54 AM

    HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....house on a finger is even funnier than Kobe Special!

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  7. wendyDecember 5, 2009 at 6:07 PM

    I believe the saying here has been dumbass. Ummhmmm

    when you have everything, I guess the next best thing for these guys is to end up with NOTHING

    take your house on a finger and shove it --------sorry, getting carried away here

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  8. ShawnDecember 6, 2009 at 9:57 PM

    Heh, heh....you are such a funny gal.

    I am sorry that I have been gone for a bit----been swamped----love you tons, girl!

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  9. tiburonDecember 8, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    Hehehhe love it!

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Lay it on me....