Friday, November 20, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head


"Let's not judge each other on our beverage choices."

"The BABY ate your DINGO!"

"Quit your clickin"

"I'm a THESPIAN, and that's NOT lesbian with a lisp"

"It's not us, it's you."

"Everyone's pitchin a tent."

"That is a speedo. That man has to be 60 something. Think Mr Burns. Ewwwwwwww."

"You know why I say tough tits mom? So I'll refrain from using the kind language that you've set as an example for me."
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9 comments:

  1. SarahNovember 20, 2009 at 8:57 AM

    OH OH I was actually present for one of these!!!
    I do not think it means what she thinks it means!

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  2. Mae RaeNovember 20, 2009 at 9:06 AM

    giggle giggle...and still another giggle.

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  3. Scrappy GirlNovember 20, 2009 at 9:13 AM

    LOL...I hope you stuck your tongue out at the kid who said the last one...lil smartbutt.

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  4. wendyNovember 20, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    Wha ha ha ha . Tough tits!!! good one.

    I also liked #4. soooooo funny

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  5. DevriNovember 20, 2009 at 10:09 PM

    I so needed that laugh.. thanks for making me smile tonight! hugs

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  6. AS AmberNovember 21, 2009 at 12:08 AM

    Please tell me that the tent one wasn't when you found your son and his buddies asleep in the family room.

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  7. kado!November 22, 2009 at 10:06 AM

    ewww...speedo and 60 year old man in the same sentence...ewww!

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  8. Plain JameNovember 22, 2009 at 10:52 PM

    hahahahahahahahaha*GASP*hahahahahahaha

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  9. tiburonDecember 1, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    They really were pitching tents...

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