Friday, October 9, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head


"Go to your Dad, he wants to sniff your butt."

"c'mere, come get your hair, I just took it out of my mouth"

"What does soy milk taste like? Beef salad"

"You can't hurt me, there are people in sight"

"Does this look like a wrestling ring?" "No, it's the child abuse couch"

"You can't squeeze my six pack, it's sore"

"Don't crimp your bump"

"SOX audits or being deployed to Afghanistan.....mmmmmm....it's a toss up."

"Go ahead and pull your head out if it's looking double"

" You want to piggy poke me?"
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10 comments:

  1. tammyOctober 9, 2009 at 8:42 AM

    I think I would give up milk before drinking soy milk.

    I want a child abuse couch.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 9, 2009 at 9:36 AM

    Would I want to know what a piggy poke is?!

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  3. Plain JameOctober 9, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    Perhaps your best work EVER.

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  4. CandleOctober 9, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    Hehe, funny stuff - hard to figure out which you "heard" or "said" :) Thanks for dropping by my abysmal blog...

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  5. DevriOctober 9, 2009 at 10:56 AM

    please tell me your not getting a piggy poke! lol

    great words of wisdom gal!

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  6. rychelleOctober 9, 2009 at 11:04 AM

    as always, hilarious!!!

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  7. NatalieOctober 9, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    Funny stuff!

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  8. wendyOctober 9, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    Six Pack ---no one could squeeze mine -----OH WAIT ---yes they could as it is no longer a six pack but a full on keg.
    you are one funny gal

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  9. ErinOctober 9, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    Hair in your mouth? Ewww!

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  10. tiburonOctober 11, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    I wanna squeeze your six pack.

    I have a keg

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Lay it on me....