Friday, August 21, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head


Who knew that the F-bomb could be used 6 times in one complete sentence?

"It's not about quantity, it's about QUALITY"

"I just don't feel like getting flipped off today."

"Tell you what, I'll text you on our breaks. That'll keep our umbilical cord nice and taut."

"Keep your spirituality to yourself"

"Flurries! Flurries! Flurries!"

"Bless his heart, but sometimes he's such a Nancee"

"That ding-ding dinging is making me ding-ding dingy"

"Nope, I guess those flip flops DON'T float."
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9 comments:

  1. Scrappy GirlAugust 21, 2009 at 6:26 AM

    I always look forward to reading these and I totally need to keep track of what is going on here for a post. So funny.

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  2. LaurieJAugust 21, 2009 at 8:01 AM

    I knew that the F bomb could be used 6 times in one complete sentence. Just don't ask me how I know :-)

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  3. rychelleAugust 21, 2009 at 10:03 AM

    that texting comment in hilarious!

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  4. Kristina P.August 21, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    I don't even know what a Nancee is!

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  5. tammyAugust 21, 2009 at 1:01 PM

    So some days you like getting flipped off?

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  6. ErinAugust 21, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    At first I read the Nancee as Nuance, and I wondered what kind of nuance you could be referring to. Crazy eyes I have...

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  7. VanessaAugust 21, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    I hope they weren't very nice flip flops.

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  8. SarahAugust 21, 2009 at 4:48 PM

    I need to start taking notes when people say funny things. These always make me laugh.

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  9. kado!August 24, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    I don't feel like getting flipped off most days either....it sure does not stop people though.....;)

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Lay it on me....