"I don't think a scout camp meeting should include the phrase "the g-string game'"
"Go fling your crap somewhere else."
"No, we don't eat those ones. Those are not ripe and the ones what gives us bellyaches."
"M - Can you fill out the boy's scout papers? I am so sore, I can't grip a pen" (no lie)
"I've just stepped out of the frying pan and into the fire. I am leaving the DMV to go to Wal-Mart"
"She was trying to send me on a guilt trip, but I wasn't packing my bags."
My fav from this week that you said was, "Maybe I thought I was clever and made it up myself, but now I see I have an inner nerd."
ReplyDeleteI don't like guilt trips. They are so draining and not relaxing.
ReplyDeletePack your bags!!
ReplyDeletePretty sure you're right about the G-string game.
ReplyDeletehmmm...and where exactly is this "Scout-Camp".....and should I show up with my Hawt-Hooker Heels?
ReplyDeleteIt's so true about Walmart. Have you ever been to the one on 9th East, at midnight. I seriously fear for my life.
ReplyDeleteSpent the morning at the DMV. Actually got to the point when Wal Mart would have been an improvement. At least you can leave Wal Mart when you can't stand being there another second.
ReplyDeleteI have felt so sore I couldn't grip a pen. Great list!
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